Snorkle you dorkle complaining whiner?

Amberlee and Kealoha were my tutors. I've never swam with the fishies before. I can barely swim. But the fins help.

Luckily that blonde Ariel...

mermaid had red hair and fins. But I stared those marine animals in the face. My face. Yeah. The ocean world is only big enough for one of us. But the fish did not care.

Cry me a river like Mary had a little lamb. Swimming in the water is tough. Ehhhhh. Water down my throat. In my mask. I'm drowning. Oh, the water is only three feet high in most places. Ohhh. But it was hard man. Swimming is. I only came because I wanted to show like my friends that I cared. but trying new things.... but swimming in the water is tough...

...But swimming in life, without a swimming partner, is impossible, yeah Jeff?